The Onion Movie
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I haven’t seen this movie yet… but I loved it !!!
O.K…. where’s my free copy?
Rating: 5 / 5
This is bound to be one of the best movies ever that has sat languishing on a shelf for many years before foisted on an unsuspecting public. Bring it on…finally!
Rating: 5 / 5
I can easily understand why a movie like this will get mixed reviews. It is highly racist and offensive, and that is exactly why I like it. Simply put, if you like movies like grandma’s boy and duece bigalow, then you will like this. Remember, those were the worst rated movies for the years they debuted and they still have a cult following.
Rating: 5 / 5
Despite the brain-dead liberalism of The Onion writers
and editors, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the satire that they
have produced over the years.
I can only suppose that The O hasn’t done more with (and to)
Obama because (a) they share an initial or (b) there is nothing
funny about what he’s doing to America.
Sadly, there is not much funny about The Onion movie, either.
It goes off like a string of wet firecrackers (unlit); there
is no structure, there is much lameness. It goes nowhere with ex-
crutiating slowness. Films like The Groove Tube and Kentucky
Fried Movie, cheesy, frequently stupid and uneven as they
were, at least had some energy. The Onion Movie is dead in
the water. It looks like the kind of inane and sodden mess that
its writers and “director” might make fifty years from now in
the Old Satirist’s home when they hearken back to how funny they
were.
Whole sections are shockingly tired and trite: a TV ad for a gay-
themed cruise line; a news report on an Alzheimer victims rally;
and others so pointless and dumb you might you wish you had
Alzheimer’s to forget them.
Then there’s the endless repetition of The Onion logo which makes
the sad enterprise seem like nothing more than shameless
commercial for the REAL Onion (or was that some species of
irony lost on this viewer?)
The movie never should have been made. The Onion itself is sui
generis as all of its many and dreadful imitators have shown.
But The Onion editors like to preen themselves on how much smarter
they are than everyone else. (To which claim the best answer
is a familiar two-word oath).
Such an attitude requires the question: how smart DO you have
to be to make a movie this thoroughly rotten?
Rating: 1 / 5
Purchase was quick and simple. Item shipped quickly; was recieved within a couple days.
Rating: 5 / 5